*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out